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*sigh* still job hunting

" He didn't get it
Awww I miss your crazy ass
lemme help youuu"

via BohemianSheila, imshantel and MissEbonyBMG at 2009-12-30 18:03:04

buon appetito
Setting up twitter on xbox
Pardon the mis-read

via gmcguireinrome, Aethinus and dkiesow at 2009-12-30 18:09:07

Kiles x kw ken
se roban todo wn
Owned jacobs nipples

via pratikaa, CristianCorp and SamuelAJones at 2009-12-30 18:13:56

Pau viene pa Chavon
Watching Jeff Dunham and friends
Shower brb Tweet hearts

via ValeMencia, bigtimbond and ShesBadd at 2009-12-30 18:32:04

sou brasileiro
tenho que me aprontar
Eitss, ojok ngintip

via oliverpedra, marianasalgado and bayuraharja at 2009-12-30 18:40:32

Hihiihiii :D
Falando Com Meu AMOR

via bayuraharja, rayananayara and ProfessorTrent at 2009-12-30 18:50:13

Oh I will be there
Jangan buka twitter fan

via sarahccobb, FNClara and AlizeYouNasty at 2009-12-30 19:01:18

WAT the hell Haha
I doubt I ever go back
Eu Te Amo

via Kpyoungmoney, IamHannibalKing and laryebrian at 2009-12-30 19:10:56

that song was poppin
hari ini tdr gk ya?
Sorting the bedroom

via LemiStyleZ, motoharukaizen and ariannadaro at 2009-12-30 19:21:59

*sigh* still job hunting
Throwing a party with TMZ
apocalypse now

via Ltrademark, DsmithsBen and raffietaffie at 2009-12-30 19:31:44

morning twitterworld

tp ogah deh yee
boneka aj mpe sgitu
iy dy plg pndk :p wkwkk

via meidiminhee, meidiminhee and meidiminhee at 2009-12-30 14:40:28

still feeling like ass?
Was mach ich denn in der Zeit? :D
bom dia twitters

via JenMcInberg, KeX_Music and b__brasileiro at 2009-12-30 15:00:01

I'm on winter break
So, to tweet or not to tweet
That is the question

via JaneBalvanz, JaneBalvanz and JaneBalvanz at 2009-12-30 15:01:23

This isn't bad yet :)
I'm abandoned this ny T_T
Can't wait to go there

via mbreinholt, skittishnoty and joannahmharvey at 2009-12-30 15:06:11

<---Unles I want too
aku nada kawan ahh
yeaaah start to tumblr

via ShakeCulzac, ayunihaziqah and rioogle at 2009-12-30 15:15:50

Making awesome time
and I am intensely bored

via lostinsuburbia, ruby_gem and HeartlessTrini at 2009-12-30 15:21:51

help da sista out
loca k se acabe
Train it will be then

via MsPodile, ESDIVA and FENERIST at 2009-12-30 17:26:41

I think it is cool
Vampire hit boxing day sales
natick mall soooon

via condontm, tweetienne and breakingthesky at 2009-12-30 17:27:53

" Ohmylord, Kelly
Sorry, I meant 'my body'
(al fatihah) zzzz

via HoldForKarissa, ZoeChange and riskarisk at 2009-12-30 17:35:15

morning twitterworld
You must be an alien
Tens planos pra hj?

via mymanjon, Melissalsa and MarcoGuerreiro at 2009-12-30 17:40:04

- ngga seru deeeh

Hahaha fruit loops :)
Tahun baru dimana ?
ahmedabad news

via therealJoesph, mellyamuharni and bhavinraval at 2009-12-30 13:42:44

Geez mother thank you
To em Rio das Ostras
SNSD with gee right now

via V_vanwyk, dudinhagazal and AfqAfqa at 2009-12-30 13:51:07

got the cold, raging
No need to copy my shit
Be a Purple Cow

via davidcavan, killerhiphop and killerhiphop at 2009-12-30 13:53:33

Como gosto deste lugar
taun baruan d

via elferrada, thiagoflins and dearijani at 2009-12-30 13:58:21

Green Valley tonight
The Beauty Of A Password' =)
mampus tuh si trip

via AlcostaPFE, ZaarahCroft and uyeulliel at 2009-12-30 14:01:58

:) Jonas FOREVER
Die K-Frage lautet: Kann das sein?
??? lmao

via MYHeartForLiLo, bennebeat and godsblessin at 2009-12-30 14:05:36

wasting broadband load
Dont let steve push you around
Could be interesting

via jenshox, lonewolfsue and NielsW at 2009-12-30 14:14:00

he's funny and real
Haha, amusing comment
"Lets see the Hite CF

via mstinareyo, FTIMonzter and FTIMonzter at 2009-12-30 14:18:48

brb lagi yeeeeeeeeee
I try to entertain you
Am so lonely :( x

via thikoooo, Tteanjean and ___dollface at 2009-12-30 14:26:01

- ngga seru deeeh
old injuries acting up
I missed everyone

via galuhnurmiradz, SistaBigBonz and theGspeaks at 2009-12-30 14:35:39

Waaaaaaaah ich flipp aus

Party time tonight
selamat jalan gus dur
" - Napoleon Hill

via ElectricKapow, diniaghniaaal and FastWebProfits at 2009-12-30 12:20:47

Gus Dur Meninggal
weed made me crave some chow fun
How slow can I get? :|

via Penelitian, sergypoo and karaaguilar at 2009-12-30 12:25:38

ujannya reda dong please :(
Yes jadi Tretop -,-

via sokmoky, notsaja and Vannisaa at 2009-12-30 12:28:01

I don't wanna wake up T_T
Rest in peace, Gusdur

via revaaaa, witchHexe and ZanetaAmelia at 2009-12-30 12:35:13

Wat een puinhoop daar
Ky na gr" cabut gigi ?
gud morning twitter

via NathalieThielen, Nadnadyaaaa and FreakiiboiiRon at 2009-12-30 12:52:08

Snow is back, love that
ja dann geht's ohne softwware nich
these hoes gotta go

via Jolisaboeboe, JustWantSavior and SpicyLibra at 2009-12-30 12:55:43

i'm on too you chips
eeeeeeeu vo viajaaaaaaa *-*
Gonna knit today

via biancanicoleeee, carooll_soares and pattycleo at 2009-12-30 13:14:56

*squeezes my breast* mmmm
Cant wait until saturday :)
Thanks for the invite

via hellabadLilly, emilyjohnsonxx and DeeBishop at 2009-12-30 13:19:49

altnein statt neujahr
its odeee cold in this house

via livegox, DuhBitchezItzMe and Mandynamite at 2009-12-30 13:29:25

Waaaaaaaah ich flipp aus
iye deh (apedeh) >> gaje
you aren't fired

via jezzy_love, yaannnaaaa and MACismybf at 2009-12-30 13:34:13

I'm sorry Mr

Wordt een lange special
Rumah kk di depok ya?
ik wil vakantie

via arjengrolleman, depimen and eliekevt at 2009-12-30 11:18:13

Vic busy if nr
Seriously, they r dumb
He's so fucking cute

via Jackcabnory, KeniaAlba and KeniaAlba at 2009-12-30 11:20:39

gw makan leko
goddamn it, i just woke up
of varsha mohan

via dhimii, fwadd and varshamohan at 2009-12-30 11:25:30

Interesting concept
wkakakaka gaya amad
Wht a fuckin' day ?

via karinagw, ojong and Yingmook_Lkz at 2009-12-30 11:31:34

I love you Apple
I have more money :)) Woot woot
kabarin gw ye

via chloe_howard, kayladoodle and Alvinvinvin at 2009-12-30 11:42:24

Tebrik ederim
Save the planet, kill yourself
NYE NYE NYE can't wait

via sunipeyk, PunkQueen and replysoon at 2009-12-30 11:47:11

Sendirian lg
if by 'wizard' you mean "bed"
Awake for the day

via shellytan, Crazicar and IRobots at 2009-12-30 11:51:59

Death to the Wackness
how was yours? plans for new years?xxxx
I know you want me

via ibigunstoppable, rhianbrownx and FLooopaa at 2009-12-30 12:01:34

Levis?? Hai Hai Hai
Gawd, it's Shite weather out there

via asskaywhyell, davidokeeffe and jhaallenberg at 2009-12-30 12:08:47

I'm sorry Mr
Personalised Google search
gusdur meninggal??

via kishyra, evaldasb and shintarizqi at 2009-12-30 12:14:47

que te lleve con el

but i don't MAKE it
like production wise, i WISH
what can i do now?

via kachelZOE, kachelZOE and emilyxmc at 2009-12-30 10:18:05

i think i am drunk
ah engga juga

via captainjayneway, SelGTheScene and sireingerijo at 2009-12-30 10:22:53

Nama mu bgus kei
i've been feeling so ALONE
was good and awful

via dewiaiueo, helloitsmeadell and Ranity at 2009-12-30 10:26:31

i'm just wondering
lek nde TP ga ada jes
D tp tersesat

via avilat, ajwz and trukmolen at 2009-12-30 10:33:41

com to find out more
alergi apaan nih gue
On my way back home

via dubaitrading, chacachadul and faerielullaby at 2009-12-30 10:43:14

i dreamed you tonight
para matahimik nko

via ironerii, shlaboii and sweepslovers at 2009-12-30 10:49:16

liat dah d gw
we aint playon no games wit it
im good girl choose me

via ferdyputra, djblord and nurmanunu at 2009-12-30 10:52:52

lupa log out msn
buy mobile phones with father

via begudman, zMUILKOD and leeshafaye at 2009-12-30 11:02:27

is back from Japan
(Bowling with cousins later , :X)
lagi males ngetweet

via xSherlly, xSherlly and alfdilla at 2009-12-30 11:07:15

que te lleve con el
Pengen nangis rasanya
i've like just got up

via Tecnomovida, niandhutniez and xohsomiley at 2009-12-30 11:13:16

Beyonce-Trust In Me

Any minute now

via __MaryJanee, nymphont and freshtodef at 2009-12-30 08:52:44

yer i live in melbs
Disregard that last message
know that im awake

via chloeclemmensen, alyssawebbxo and LunarKnite at 2009-12-30 09:03:33

promosi gratis
Sending u da tracks right now
Holiday sunset

via arradfajri, RandyFloss and bjd at 2009-12-30 09:07:10

I'm watching Real Sex
To sleep is an act of faith
batere low lg shit

via terikris, reneebrammer and setyayunda at 2009-12-30 09:16:45

I'll do it tonight
Im officially awake
Put a keep are you

via favouritism, Clodaa and Julio_ToG at 2009-12-30 09:40:43

I can see it now
Hana is freaking whacked out XD
Porcelain Veneers

via WriterRoxanne, HANGELICjazzer and HappyAndFit at 2009-12-30 09:45:30

Ttyl :) onthestreet bye
akhirny ketmu juga
whoaa, heavy rain

via bebyjasmine, sidqbean and mrswahyu at 2009-12-30 09:50:19

beyond description
ill be the grown up this time
slappin: the roots feat

via tokyolazygirl, CC_STiNA and DrE_B_Fly at 2009-12-30 09:56:22

x Thankss (: Ohhhh Koooool
A must see definetly
abdi beres ibak

via itskayleighxoxo, lizomaticcc and dionsuarsyaf at 2009-12-30 10:06:01

Beyonce-Trust In Me
more like dawsons creek vampires
sleepy afternoon

via Deno_TheKidd, LucyAlanaBarnes and miss_KRYST at 2009-12-30 10:13:15