Haiku Robot

sigh still job hunting

2009-12-30T11:31:00.001-08:00

" He didn't get it
Awww I miss your crazy ass
lemme help youuu"

^{via BohemianSheila, imshantel and MissEbonyBMG at 2009-12-30 18:03:04}

buon appetito
Setting up twitter on xbox
Pardon the mis-read

^{via gmcguireinrome, Aethinus and dkiesow at 2009-12-30 18:09:07}

Kiles x kw ken
se roban todo wn
Owned jacobs nipples

^{via pratikaa, CristianCorp and SamuelAJones at 2009-12-30 18:13:56}

Pau viene pa Chavon
Watching Jeff Dunham and friends
Shower brb Tweet hearts

^{via ValeMencia, bigtimbond and ShesBadd at 2009-12-30 18:32:04}

sou brasileiro
tenho que me aprontar
Eitss, ojok ngintip

^{via oliverpedra, marianasalgado and bayuraharja at 2009-12-30 18:40:32}

Hihiihiii :D
Falando Com Meu AMOR
lmao

^{via bayuraharja, rayananayara and ProfessorTrent at 2009-12-30 18:50:13}

Oh I will be there
Jangan buka twitter fan
OKAY IM GOIN IN

^{via sarahccobb, FNClara and AlizeYouNasty at 2009-12-30 19:01:18}

WAT the hell Haha
I doubt I ever go back
Eu Te Amo

^{via Kpyoungmoney, IamHannibalKing and laryebrian at 2009-12-30 19:10:56}

that song was poppin
hari ini tdr gk ya?
Sorting the bedroom

^{via LemiStyleZ, motoharukaizen and ariannadaro at 2009-12-30 19:21:59}

*sigh* still job hunting
Throwing a party with TMZ
apocalypse now

^{via Ltrademark, DsmithsBen and raffietaffie at 2009-12-30 19:31:44}

morning twitterworld

2009-12-30T09:40:00.001-08:00

tp ogah deh yee
boneka aj mpe sgitu
iy dy plg pndk :p wkwkk

^{via meidiminhee, meidiminhee and meidiminhee at 2009-12-30 14:40:28}

still feeling like ass?
Was mach ich denn in der Zeit? :D
bom dia twitters

^{via JenMcInberg, KeX_Music and b__brasileiro at 2009-12-30 15:00:01}

I'm on winter break
So, to tweet or not to tweet
That is the question

^{via JaneBalvanz, JaneBalvanz and JaneBalvanz at 2009-12-30 15:01:23}

This isn't bad yet :)
I'm abandoned this ny T_T
Can't wait to go there

^{via mbreinholt, skittishnoty and joannahmharvey at 2009-12-30 15:06:11}

<---Unles I want too
aku nada kawan ahh
yeaaah start to tumblr

^{via ShakeCulzac, ayunihaziqah and rioogle at 2009-12-30 15:15:50}

Making awesome time
and I am intensely bored
Sooo IRRITATED

^{via lostinsuburbia, ruby_gem and HeartlessTrini at 2009-12-30 15:21:51}

help da sista out
loca k se acabe
Train it will be then

^{via MsPodile, ESDIVA and FENERIST at 2009-12-30 17:26:41}

I think it is cool
Vampire hit boxing day sales
natick mall soooon

^{via condontm, tweetienne and breakingthesky at 2009-12-30 17:27:53}

" Ohmylord, Kelly
Sorry, I meant 'my body'
(al fatihah) zzzz

^{via HoldForKarissa, ZoeChange and riskarisk at 2009-12-30 17:35:15}

morning twitterworld
You must be an alien
Tens planos pra hj?

^{via mymanjon, Melissalsa and MarcoGuerreiro at 2009-12-30 17:40:04}

- ngga seru deeeh

2009-12-30T06:35:00.001-08:00

Hahaha fruit loops :)
Tahun baru dimana ?
ahmedabad news

^{via therealJoesph, mellyamuharni and bhavinraval at 2009-12-30 13:42:44}

Geez mother thank you
To em Rio das Ostras
SNSD with gee right now

^{via V_vanwyk, dudinhagazal and AfqAfqa at 2009-12-30 13:51:07}

got the cold, raging
No need to copy my shit
Be a Purple Cow

^{via davidcavan, killerhiphop and killerhiphop at 2009-12-30 13:53:33}

PAGARON MIERDA
Como gosto deste lugar
taun baruan d

^{via elferrada, thiagoflins and dearijani at 2009-12-30 13:58:21}

Green Valley tonight
The Beauty Of A Password' =)
mampus tuh si trip

^{via AlcostaPFE, ZaarahCroft and uyeulliel at 2009-12-30 14:01:58}

:) Jonas FOREVER
Die K-Frage lautet: Kann das sein?
??? lmao

^{via MYHeartForLiLo, bennebeat and godsblessin at 2009-12-30 14:05:36}

wasting broadband load
Dont let steve push you around
Could be interesting

^{via jenshox, lonewolfsue and NielsW at 2009-12-30 14:14:00}

he's funny and real
Haha, amusing comment
"Lets see the Hite CF

^{via mstinareyo, FTIMonzter and FTIMonzter at 2009-12-30 14:18:48}

brb lagi yeeeeeeeeee
I try to entertain you
Am so lonely :( x

^{via thikoooo, Tteanjean and ___dollface at 2009-12-30 14:26:01}

- ngga seru deeeh
old injuries acting up
I missed everyone

^{via galuhnurmiradz, SistaBigBonz and theGspeaks at 2009-12-30 14:35:39}

Waaaaaaaah ich flipp aus

2009-12-30T05:34:00.001-08:00

Party time tonight
selamat jalan gus dur
" - Napoleon Hill

^{via ElectricKapow, diniaghniaaal and FastWebProfits at 2009-12-30 12:20:47}

Gus Dur Meninggal
weed made me crave some chow fun
How slow can I get? :|

^{via Penelitian, sergypoo and karaaguilar at 2009-12-30 12:25:38}

let'sGoooonthetipp
ujannya reda dong please :(
Yes jadi Tretop -,-

^{via sokmoky, notsaja and Vannisaa at 2009-12-30 12:28:01}

OK BB ILANG
I don't wanna wake up T_T
Rest in peace, Gusdur

^{via revaaaa, witchHexe and ZanetaAmelia at 2009-12-30 12:35:13}

Wat een puinhoop daar
Ky na gr" cabut gigi ?
gud morning twitter

^{via NathalieThielen, Nadnadyaaaa and FreakiiboiiRon at 2009-12-30 12:52:08}

Snow is back, love that
ja dann geht's ohne softwware nich
these hoes gotta go

^{via Jolisaboeboe, JustWantSavior and SpicyLibra at 2009-12-30 12:55:43}

i'm on too you chips
eeeeeeeu vo viajaaaaaaa *-*
Gonna knit today

^{via biancanicoleeee, carooll_soares and pattycleo at 2009-12-30 13:14:56}

*squeezes my breast* mmmm
Cant wait until saturday :)
Thanks for the invite

^{via hellabadLilly, emilyjohnsonxx and DeeBishop at 2009-12-30 13:19:49}

altnein statt neujahr
its odeee cold in this house
Curiosity

^{via livegox, DuhBitchezItzMe and Mandynamite at 2009-12-30 13:29:25}

Waaaaaaaah ich flipp aus
iye deh (apedeh) >> gaje
you aren't fired

^{via jezzy_love, yaannnaaaa and MACismybf at 2009-12-30 13:34:13}

I'm sorry Mr

2009-12-30T04:15:00.001-08:00

Wordt een lange special
Rumah kk di depok ya?
ik wil vakantie

^{via arjengrolleman, depimen and eliekevt at 2009-12-30 11:18:13}

Vic busy if nr
Seriously, they r dumb
He's so fucking cute

^{via Jackcabnory, KeniaAlba and KeniaAlba at 2009-12-30 11:20:39}

gw makan leko
goddamn it, i just woke up
of varsha mohan

^{via dhimii, fwadd and varshamohan at 2009-12-30 11:25:30}

Interesting concept
wkakakaka gaya amad
Wht a fuckin' day ?

^{via karinagw, ojong and Yingmook_Lkz at 2009-12-30 11:31:34}

I love you Apple
I have more money :)) Woot woot
kabarin gw ye

^{via chloe_howard, kayladoodle and Alvinvinvin at 2009-12-30 11:42:24}

Tebrik ederim
Save the planet, kill yourself
NYE NYE NYE can't wait

^{via sunipeyk, PunkQueen and replysoon at 2009-12-30 11:47:11}

Sendirian lg
if by 'wizard' you mean "bed"
Awake for the day

^{via shellytan, Crazicar and IRobots at 2009-12-30 11:51:59}

Death to the Wackness
how was yours? plans for new years?xxxx
I know you want me

^{via ibigunstoppable, rhianbrownx and FLooopaa at 2009-12-30 12:01:34}

Levis?? Hai Hai Hai
Gawd, it's Shite weather out there
FRUSTRATING LIKE HELL

^{via asskaywhyell, davidokeeffe and jhaallenberg at 2009-12-30 12:08:47}

I'm sorry Mr
Personalised Google search
gusdur meninggal??

^{via kishyra, evaldasb and shintarizqi at 2009-12-30 12:14:47}

que te lleve con el

2009-12-30T03:13:00.001-08:00

but i don't MAKE it
like production wise, i WISH
what can i do now?

^{via kachelZOE, kachelZOE and emilyxmc at 2009-12-30 10:18:05}

i think i am drunk
I DON'T LIKE MILEY SINCE MAY
ah engga juga

^{via captainjayneway, SelGTheScene and sireingerijo at 2009-12-30 10:22:53}

Nama mu bgus kei
i've been feeling so ALONE
was good and awful

^{via dewiaiueo, helloitsmeadell and Ranity at 2009-12-30 10:26:31}

i'm just wondering
lek nde TP ga ada jes
D tp tersesat

^{via avilat, ajwz and trukmolen at 2009-12-30 10:33:41}

com to find out more
alergi apaan nih gue
On my way back home

^{via dubaitrading, chacachadul and faerielullaby at 2009-12-30 10:43:14}

i dreamed you tonight
para matahimik nko
sweepstakeslovers

^{via ironerii, shlaboii and sweepslovers at 2009-12-30 10:49:16}

liat dah d gw
we aint playon no games wit it
im good girl choose me

^{via ferdyputra, djblord and nurmanunu at 2009-12-30 10:52:52}

lupa log out msn
buy mobile phones with father
:: CAPTAIN PLANET ON

^{via begudman, zMUILKOD and leeshafaye at 2009-12-30 11:02:27}

is back from Japan
(Bowling with cousins later , :X)
lagi males ngetweet

^{via xSherlly, xSherlly and alfdilla at 2009-12-30 11:07:15}

que te lleve con el
Pengen nangis rasanya
i've like just got up

^{via Tecnomovida, niandhutniez and xohsomiley at 2009-12-30 11:13:16}

Beyonce-Trust In Me

2009-12-30T02:13:00.001-08:00

Lmao
supermercatimotta
Any minute now

^{via __MaryJanee, nymphont and freshtodef at 2009-12-30 08:52:44}

yer i live in melbs
Disregard that last message
know that im awake

^{via chloeclemmensen, alyssawebbxo and LunarKnite at 2009-12-30 09:03:33}

promosi gratis
Sending u da tracks right now
Holiday sunset

^{via arradfajri, RandyFloss and bjd at 2009-12-30 09:07:10}

I'm watching Real Sex
To sleep is an act of faith
batere low lg shit

^{via terikris, reneebrammer and setyayunda at 2009-12-30 09:16:45}

I'll do it tonight
Im officially awake
Put a keep are you

^{via favouritism, Clodaa and Julio_ToG at 2009-12-30 09:40:43}

I can see it now
Hana is freaking whacked out XD
Porcelain Veneers

^{via WriterRoxanne, HANGELICjazzer and HappyAndFit at 2009-12-30 09:45:30}

Ttyl :) onthestreet bye
akhirny ketmu juga
whoaa, heavy rain

^{via bebyjasmine, sidqbean and mrswahyu at 2009-12-30 09:50:19}

beyond description
ill be the grown up this time
slappin: the roots feat

^{via tokyolazygirl, CC_STiNA and DrE_B_Fly at 2009-12-30 09:56:22}

x Thankss (: Ohhhh Koooool
A must see definetly
abdi beres ibak

^{via itskayleighxoxo, lizomaticcc and dionsuarsyaf at 2009-12-30 10:06:01}

Beyonce-Trust In Me
more like dawsons creek vampires
sleepy afternoon

^{via Deno_TheKidd, LucyAlanaBarnes and miss_KRYST at 2009-12-30 10:13:15}

Hungry? Why wait? Sploosh

2009-12-30T00:38:00.001-08:00

hapus akun lo
SUCCESS I HAVE INTERNET
oovoo me baby

^{via adam_ajah, ravenarrow and SilenceHaSpoken at 2009-12-30 07:32:07}

Makes perfect sense now
u can hurt somethin lol
not even tired

^{via dribeiro, Lovely_J and abbykraft at 2009-12-30 07:39:19}

And then I date them
abisnya banyak bangettttt
untung ga maen FV

^{via rediscover_me, calvineldona and maheeeR at 2009-12-30 07:44:07}

playing with himself
looking for plans on New Years
Vorsprung Durch Teknik

^{via BieberDweebs, QBlancoiFresh and tkbrdly at 2009-12-30 07:58:32}

GUE GAK PEDULI
gotta get the washing in
SILENT DISCO TIME

^{via dianizar, xoxJodieB and epic_ellen at 2009-12-30 08:04:30}

and i was like DUH
got them girls singing like me
" story of my life

^{via gagawow, captain_huk and xsamglamx at 2009-12-30 08:10:33}

Trop trop bien dormie
O wheres the game from xDD
Why am I still up

^{via Bloodypleasures, OhMyMiiley and Big_Hommie at 2009-12-30 08:14:08}

Yay yay be on tho
Sana maayos na tomorrow
*minta di gampar*

^{via LaSheanne, glennong and ardityaTegank at 2009-12-30 08:21:27}

lmao
Perutquuuuu sakiittttt
Join In The Party

^{via NfamousKaye, queen_fanie and clktweetdeals at 2009-12-30 08:26:16}

Hungry? Why wait? Sploosh
keda pegajosilla
iim longggggg lastingggg

^{via GLamGirlJenn, Milomalo and CaliLovesRiRi at 2009-12-30 08:38:15}

*pgnbgtdiperhatiin -_-

2009-12-29T23:27:00.001-08:00

This will turn out well
I'm alll the way turneddd upppp
meu msn lotou, affffffffff

^{via ZomgxNicole, kristinaDivine and mapaloni at 2009-12-30 06:44:04}

Those things are lethal
like 'did i leave the stove on?
its adorable

^{via MattRubanoTBS, sole_search and LinaRoxUrWorld at 2009-12-30 06:45:16}

mejor me voy d-
So today I went shopping
he is such a snitch

^{via DiianaB, KingSamuelD and linamallette at 2009-12-30 06:48:52}

lmao
well i wanted to tell you
thank you Liverpool

^{via linamallette, BexyThePrincess and DukeofPemberley at 2009-12-30 06:58:30}

:-)---) do I know him? Lol
Hinky: GO Rick_James_Bitch
Astaghfirullah

^{via GeneralGS, BOTHOUSE and freemeth at 2009-12-30 07:00:55}

solvin a puzzle
i can't seem to fall asleep
IM DONE WITH MY BLOGG

^{via husheh, vergelocity and MasithoThunder at 2009-12-30 07:04:31}

Vendo iCarly
Feel bettterrr baboooshkaa
I shit on myself

^{via AndreeMatos, AmandafRESCO and ShadCity at 2009-12-30 07:09:20}

Im not awesome xP
Oh what a diff a yr makes
Getting sugar shakes

^{via raynarawr, TipPearsN and C_Sermon at 2009-12-30 07:20:07}

today was awsome
idk b im not goin live fool
Awas nn eeee

^{via LizzieBro, MsRico and achaGRATIA at 2009-12-30 07:21:21}

*pgnbgtdiperhatiin -_-
umm, get the hell out my house
nearly recovered

^{via fidarmito, JSoulDaGenius and graphicVII at 2009-12-30 07:27:19}

Wat the fuck is this??

2009-12-29T22:40:00.001-08:00

fuck the other two
I'm gonna marry that girl
I'm a true JB fan

^{via sweetDaGe, jeanerbean and teamMilezDemz at 2009-12-30 05:48:27}

just got done cleaning
bbygirls sleep for the nite zZz
just put in yah mouth

^{via THEMiZZSKiTZO, THEMiZZSKiTZO and JDRawTalent at 2009-12-30 05:49:39}

watching a movie(:
draw a bigger salary
for my midnight craves

^{via AndreaPRIME, HameshManusiah and helpmamaremote at 2009-12-30 05:59:18}

SORRY EVERYONE
i feel my lips inflating
She is amazing

^{via Mee_oWW, allylaaa and LaPushPackLover at 2009-12-30 06:01:42}

Get it Got it Good
aaaa gue inget dia :(
some funny ass shit

^{via MariposaMelody, astarawr and jewslaya at 2009-12-30 06:06:39}

my new obsession
Gente eu vou ter que sair :x
Night all and sweet dreams

^{via BritneyBoredom, marcelofrota and chicana_gypsy at 2009-12-30 06:13:57}

hopefully on time
Playing cafe world on fb
Thats my special boy

^{via MiissBiianca, bylanisti and jmumonty at 2009-12-30 06:17:34}

Chocolate cake y leche
if i lived close enough LOL
Bed with his v-neck on

^{via checBOSS, _alex_dunn_ and karencofresi at 2009-12-30 06:22:23}

Mandi dulu ahhhhh
At least they don't use NetScape
Smile like you mean it

^{via meeeys, RawrItsDezi and asr_ at 2009-12-30 06:28:25}

Wat the fuck is this??
Don't play with my emotions
TOnz of NEW Pics up

^{via J_ESQUIVEL, TheBlogMan and TheJuggalosRUs at 2009-12-30 06:40:26}

LMAO

2009-12-29T21:42:00.001-08:00

udah akhir taon
what shall I do with my day?
I didn't harm it

^{via pam_mie, aayeeflove and AceTheNomad at 2009-12-30 04:43:26}

SWEET JUMPING JESUS
and they said ur cakes are FAKE
<~I can def relate

^{via sicklittlejag, DrSAdebayo and DiamondSplashed at 2009-12-30 04:48:16}

Super junior ya
Kalimantan sepinya
Betul juga tu

^{via viElvie, emiriza and khairulnz at 2009-12-30 04:56:42}

Shivering in bed
I don't get British humor
beijos followers *-*

^{via MzPINKK, Mwahmuzic and faoening at 2009-12-30 05:01:29}

World peace though baked goods
Yaiyalah rinn hahahaha
Lmao

^{via aliceinthewater, Drajatooo and daheavyhitter at 2009-12-30 05:07:30}

Ya alloh mules bgt
Best part is they FOLLOW ME
Ya vi Avatar

^{via alvinariesta, QuiteRomantic and manthx at 2009-12-30 05:19:30}

She made eye contact
wow that really makes my day
I want moreeeeeee

^{via shansarver, foreversamone and THEKINGBISHOP at 2009-12-30 05:25:30}

Happiness - The Fray
and sanjaya sang all the time
THAT IS MY MAAAAN

^{via thenameis_grace, mactownokie and MSCarrieDee at 2009-12-30 05:33:57}

So simple, so sweet
had to be RUTHLESS today
I feel like a cig

^{via zmsiepert, thaoriginalman and allysims at 2009-12-30 05:35:11}

LMAO
saya butuh temen curhat -,-
By the malecon

^{via LShayd, ichachaaa and OBoogz at 2009-12-30 05:42:24}

With albert einstein ;)

2009-12-29T20:41:00.001-08:00

Luzes desde Brasil
Also FOOD remember FOOD
cepetan yaaa :)

^{via mariacaroll, brightestcolour and agathagraselias at 2009-12-30 03:30:44}

farrah you got caught;)
No, I didn't pull tonight
Bed bed bed bed bed

^{via kiiimboxo, puregallus and dani_bouchard at 2009-12-30 03:42:46}

Edition" (Devo)
Yang nntn cobra starsip ,RT
ga boleh sebel

^{via imagaco, riskaaawrrr and nadiasusanto at 2009-12-30 03:47:34}

ga boleh sebel
How do you like riding it?
can't wait to see it

^{via nadiasusanto, axellrocks and JaynaLoves at 2009-12-30 03:51:10}

btw I still waiting
*braces self for angry crowds*
wow damn im hyper

^{via MQHOLLA, Meljusenr and Caatiiekkinns at 2009-12-30 03:58:25}

:DD why am i shaking
This is getting really old :(
Donde la tomaste???

^{via Caatiiekkinns, ElsaViken and saulsolorzano at 2009-12-30 04:03:14}

got transformers tho
Wisconsin sucks my soul dry
QUIERO PLAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

^{via kissfmnightshow, yishimcgee and Tephanutti at 2009-12-30 04:08:04}

Lmao
well i better start packing
I dont have a chance

^{via AndyyDuhhx, mercelinatan and youdefinebeauty at 2009-12-30 04:21:21}

I'd fall behind fast
My life would suck without you
Sigue luchando

^{via fuelblue, kelseeybarnes and chelitarock at 2009-12-30 04:33:42}

With albert einstein ;)
frankies on video chat
Xixixiii

^{via AndreaLatimer, VctriaRsslli and cleisia at 2009-12-30 04:41:00}

Tahan aja dah

2009-12-29T19:24:00.001-08:00

Ya quisiera yo
Lethal reaction in mouth
I like you Justin ;)

^{via evesosa, MitziLawrence and marlee_may at 2009-12-29 23:00:21}

RACING ON THE STREETS
FUCK HER for calling u that
I don't remember

^{via RACER_STREET_JG, JKsMyGrownMan and houstonZrowe at 2009-12-29 23:06:23}

PRECISO DE TI
In a much better mood now
Why is life so hard?

^{via MELBAILARINA, TAMARA__B and brideylee at 2009-12-29 23:18:30}

and long and veiny?
take him down take hime down#temple
con hartaza hambre

^{via brideylee, ItsMeLMG and jimenezb at 2009-12-29 23:27:04}

tip y tap parece
Oke mandi dulu kita
to jodiaaa

^{via jimenezb, yunitasarahh and carolyn_rosa at 2009-12-29 23:29:31}

Bawa tag gedeee
Ga sabar nunggu soreee
Just bought a Charm Bomb

^{via dyahsisca, dyahsisca and rolmopsje at 2009-12-29 23:33:09}

city of wonder
I wanna go to PR too
I was damn tireddd

^{via britttttney, Ken_Monroe and staaarshine at 2009-12-29 23:38:11}

Fell asleep haha
A big zit on my forehead
Nah, I don't think so

^{via staaarshine, kindle_ and jhundahl at 2009-12-29 23:50:19}

yay no more saturns
UNTIL THE NEW BATCH COMES IN
Btw i loove u'r name

^{via qbatalianma, AndyDynamite and DemiHondurasFan at 2009-12-30 03:17:28}

Tahan aja dah
IF YOU SEE THIS, TWEEET ME
habla comigo

^{via deladelit, MacyMissaDouble and mariacaroll at 2009-12-30 03:24:42}

Martin season dvds

2009-12-29T14:56:00.001-08:00

Made me laugh so hard
taylor and taylor broke up????
da ate medooooooo

^{via BiebzSeduction, herewegomaureen and barth_simpson at 2009-12-29 15:12:58}

Waiting for guffman
dont let that nigga bitch u
Don't encourage me

^{via laufnui, AJsoJuicy and LisaCanDrive at 2009-12-29 15:19:04}

Haha yea he is
Yeah for tired of waititng
What are you teaching?

^{via pathetic_Gee, Harille and MikeNGarrett at 2009-12-29 15:22:50}

What the fuck I went :s
another cup of coffee :)
I might get things done

^{via WeHeartDemiL, KraUjaGysLea and vrsj at 2009-12-29 15:26:35}

yang suka TraxFM RT
Bring in full body scanners
and I do too lol

^{via anggilol, KenLincoln and ImNotBrandon at 2009-12-29 15:35:00}

shopping for flowers
It's a long road back for you
i got my eyes closed

^{via savorcin, TammRock and ririnherman at 2009-12-29 15:38:36}

She's such a sweetheart
hope to see u soon okays
Pasadena bound

^{via FollowLindsayL, shunnnie and jasonkweiss at 2009-12-29 15:49:36}

I will change my too
Rite rite I'm free for the night
games gw cacad mas

^{via MeBiaG, PRETTY_PIFFY and atipcomeback at 2009-12-29 22:44:38}

Watched ''Sherlock Holmes''
Ik ken je niet so fuck off
And you like white girls

^{via babySweetMuffin, LilCrina and Lyndeeezy at 2009-12-29 22:49:27}

Martin season dvds
Date night with the sexy one
Dig the AIRPLANE bite

^{via Indiana_pride, krislopresto and AlyshaDelValle at 2009-12-29 22:56:40}

food and i must meet

2009-12-29T07:07:00.001-08:00

Any ideas? :)
Ask me anything monsters
huhuhuhuhu

^{via IwantJBinmyLife, JonnaGaGa and miss_natz at 2009-12-29 13:35:21}

I love it, The Bridge
vidade americana
shit is just boring

^{via ApollothaKid, Brenoyso and ZV_ at 2009-12-29 13:43:45}

Descanse em paz, Jim
i think im sick hahaha
mau diet sumpah --,--

^{via TurnTheOtherWay, Gorgeous_LO and annisahanifRA at 2009-12-29 13:52:10}

uhuhuhuhuh
com for a chance to win MT
Maenin gba (lagi)

^{via driharlen, furniturecrate and Bujubuguneng at 2009-12-29 14:05:27}

Buenas a todos
"I'm too sexy for this song
that'll set me straight

^{via wiemeyer, outoutout and lynnkelly at 2009-12-29 14:16:16}

transfer sini dong
What are we doing today?
i rly luv you mom

^{via galuhretnosari, WereTDawson and ichemanezz at 2009-12-29 14:27:08}

Why you bein foolish ?
Hope your day gets better hun
and it's good for us

^{via DBSC_Intern, ZBoogie and Null_And_Void at 2009-12-29 14:35:34}

timessquarenyc
hahahah bu'tul juga
mandi dulu ah

^{via lovelylinds_xo, sarahnafisah and fikrichairutomo at 2009-12-29 14:50:07}

but i'm stuck at work
:D gonna have my supper now
era pa ella

^{via ddubsnygirlie, FANNAosman and VickyTapia at 2009-12-29 14:56:07}

food and i must meet
I want benjamiiinnnnnnn
I love Will, simple

^{via taniyasaurus, fullmoonwiccan and UsesInnerVoices at 2009-12-29 15:06:56}

fiveipoffices

2009-12-29T05:30:00.001-08:00

Jan namuah bg
ada apa dengan saya?
But you gottah sleep

^{via jodymevrayano, HendroDC and Conscious at 2009-12-29 10:37:48}

Back to write the play
They're shit but we humour them
Good morning Tweeters

^{via AraViola, _JamesMoss and MrzChievous at 2009-12-29 12:30:19}

So gode kasiang :(
Bon Journee pour tout les gens
Jebol dagh thu cpu

^{via tasyow, DFernando and deequeenxter at 2009-12-29 12:42:21}

Its freezing outside
I shouldve stayed in my warm bed
the bourbon awaits

^{via JennMcIntosh, JennMcIntosh and dastels at 2009-12-29 12:49:33}

si utih kecil
Where did you learn Chinese from?
Lupa beyi rokok

^{via muthiamauli, TommSamurai and xxATAxx at 2009-12-29 12:53:10}

Rise and grind to shine
I thought we were being shelled
otw bermain gundu

^{via xraywells, jboyle_holyoke and upils at 2009-12-29 13:05:14}

in heels somemore
mata kok begini ya?
bleketek abisss

^{via jayneluv, vithsy and Safirapitik at 2009-12-29 13:10:01}

papa tomy mna??
want the rain to go away
jonas not so much

^{via LitaLuvLy, kelishasheppard and EddieBackSunday at 2009-12-29 13:18:27}

You won't believe it
How we looking on mixtape
Ich werde Nacktscanner

^{via dianetowin, camouflagemgmt and textlich at 2009-12-29 13:22:05}

fiveipoffices
Going to get my nails did
Then home with the crew

^{via nipclaw, dmmarrero and dmmarrero at 2009-12-29 13:30:30}

Safest for children

2009-12-29T02:36:00.001-08:00

My ears are ringing
penegn ke rmh saudara
terbuang sia sia

^{via jordymendoza, jncth and edofernandes at 2009-12-29 09:34:10}

Filling the Vacuum
Gw masih penasaran
too much things in mind

^{via LajuanaLinckvut, lamylo and hidayyah at 2009-12-29 09:41:22}

i wanna shop uh :'(
finally drifting to sleep
You should check them out

^{via hidayyah, christybananas and cuzimaDIVA at 2009-12-29 09:53:20}

Yg laen blom ad c
I have just the place in mind
lo follow balik

^{via aulia_luphaa, eddie_grundy and puputraaay at 2009-12-29 09:54:32}

LMAO
There is no turning back now
Bout to hit the bed

^{via MizLadyWhitney, HavetheChoice and Sickpen at 2009-12-29 10:04:06}

Hilangna lama
I wish I could stop farting
I love him but I

^{via Zoefree, TheFunland and Namirra at 2009-12-29 10:04:07}

andover --> dc
so i just saw avatar
Kereeen bgt bgt

^{via jonmalis, jasonmunday and chaichaichaaa at 2009-12-29 10:22:06}

I aint bout that life
The Champ has pulled a muscle
Otw back to chalet

^{via CvMarvelous, TazzDaddy and zarinar at 2009-12-29 10:28:06}

Udah kok udah
bored so I jumped on here lol
cepattt pulaaaang

^{via abilabilo, black_gold and diahkendi at 2009-12-29 10:32:59}

Safest for children
after eating too many
com -> follow me

^{via CommanderBear, sophums and muthiara at 2009-12-29 10:36:35}

I can take a hint

2009-12-29T01:27:00.001-08:00

And now I wish stay
Hope you have fun :D HahaxD byee (:
*ketawa sedih*

^{via racheldevina, iingabiieber and anzarra at 2009-12-29 08:15:01}

Ik denk aan jouuuuuuu
it's just the instrumental
etilerde goy goy

^{via Sarramariee, marcjofficial and ilkeruygun at 2009-12-29 08:18:37}

Going to sleep now
lessee if Netflix can help
WHATS WITH TWITTTTTTER D;

^{via Chriss_PYT, propagandery and shocksharkboy at 2009-12-29 08:19:49}

LOOK OUT FOR THE SIGNS
" FUK U, ITS IN MAH SWISHER"
So little money

^{via tahnee_STACKx, KaineBURR and SarahJY at 2009-12-29 08:45:02}

yg lu browse gitu
the second one,error
I can't feel my face

^{via fransiscantania, tishajunior and AngelGatez at 2009-12-29 08:51:03}

Real men eat crotches
punta ng ng hospital
dont hate on my name

^{via VousAimezTammy, kbrosas and QNexBigThing at 2009-12-29 08:54:38}

just copy and paste
sal gw g jdcikut nasyid
I'm his designer

^{via QNexBigThing, AchaKK and CashDolla at 2009-12-29 08:58:14}

It works so easy
Well New Years is almost here
Q tersiksaaa

^{via successnet_ag, KimberlyPadilla and elyalubby at 2009-12-29 09:04:13}

good friend died last night
It takes a strong heart to love
You know how it is

^{via fritzboyle, vikro and TheOnlyKC at 2009-12-29 09:17:22}

I can take a hint
Meniup sangkakala
Where does it all go?

^{via Limeday, Gecee and hawpunch at 2009-12-29 09:26:59}

Not what you think though

2009-12-29T00:07:00.001-08:00

But you know you can't
She got such a dirty mouth
makan siang dulu

^{via Mstynerrr, Vince_Luciano and Alfath_Syah at 2009-12-29 07:16:08}

my final exam
Eatin A Ice Cream Sandwich
hours of top gear

^{via papilio_nadeae, iDkMyBffNele and lannymad at 2009-12-29 07:20:58}

Expect to be cold
The things that slip our minds
good night internets

^{via PpCunT, beeblez and jchavezloeza at 2009-12-29 07:23:22}

Ada "No one Knows"
and he shall be my squishy
iy ud ga ujan

^{via TRAVISFLyLiKei, MiniPezz and prettyvidya at 2009-12-29 07:26:58}

Just watched deep water
Hot coffee and u r set:)
dont cry-guns &roses

^{via donlbe, iamyianna and yo_spiderweb at 2009-12-29 07:32:59}

lmao
This headache is killin' me
C'mon tylenol

^{via Kesha_starr, CheddarChad and CheddarChad at 2009-12-29 07:34:12}

u always on point}
oyasuminasaii
lmao

^{via RiaHarris, Reika_Claudia and MrDestine at 2009-12-29 07:43:47}

wanna see lmaoooo
JB IS FOLLOWING ME THO
AFI - Medicate

^{via MoiSlimBeauty, babiidollnellz and whatsonkroq at 2009-12-29 07:49:48}

And appropriate
I was gonna call you but
wish my dream come true

^{via bunnyshortcake, mintedVINTAGE_ and chrisseanmae at 2009-12-29 08:00:36}

Not what you think though
yeap he's probably jealous
I may be crazy

^{via kcinkcity, blairstack and debra_elana at 2009-12-29 08:07:47}

Leave the rest to God

2009-12-28T23:13:00.001-08:00

Thank you in advance
adaa kta" iteman tuu
Sama iteman

^{via SoCrushMe, _rReE_ and _rReE_ at 2009-12-29 06:28:05}

Bastante hetero
You just need to be back now
vou tentar dormir :*

^{via ptmarins, SpanishAmada and amandinhaferraz at 2009-12-29 06:46:05}

Sweet dreams, everyone
Murdered Out and Set Aflame
twitter let me know

^{via deaninwaukesha, BirdpipeEnt and HeartHailey at 2009-12-29 06:48:31}

That's where the fruit is
What is my belief system?
January fifthhhhhh

^{via lisetteslife, damana and iamcourtneyyy at 2009-12-29 06:49:43}

im being attacked
ltr going wedding dinner
newmusicpromote

^{via roaritsmaddie, SelinaLuvzWG and NewMusicPromote at 2009-12-29 06:54:30}

I sleepwalk, you see
It's why I wear shoes to bed
Klenger bacanya

^{via FaithInGravity_, FaithInGravity_ and salsaars at 2009-12-29 06:55:44}

tp iya juga sih
Tired of giving my all
yeh siapalah

^{via salsaars, Lhiphop and darafebianti at 2009-12-29 06:58:07}

Males bales'a ah
neeeexxxttttt u bus bird hoe bitch
Night? Yeah, I think so

^{via culayuuu, MZPEARLZ and Brndnprkr at 2009-12-29 07:02:55}

my tears gone away
Kim Clijsters also arri
Love seriously

^{via hellobyevanessa, b_radgeorge and MortgageIsPdOff at 2009-12-29 07:10:06}

Leave the rest to God
The dog is upstairs coughing
NYE is in trouble

^{via MortgageIsPdOff, MRWiMS and Jamzzzin at 2009-12-29 07:13:43}

I want to train (RUN)

2009-12-28T22:27:00.001-08:00

lmao
i luv it wen im sleepinq
Only in my dreams

^{via SwaggaRight, straburstmuffin and JKgirlThenNOW at 2009-12-29 05:36:25}

jewelryshopping
ITS MAGIC CITY MONDAY
being a dick, hot

^{via jewelryshopping, TheBlkMonroe and danielleelliott at 2009-12-29 05:42:25}

udah dr dulu
hmmm real hungry right meow
they are in deep shit

^{via FalizChaplin, itzBryant and RAWRiswhatIsay at 2009-12-29 05:50:49}

LMAO
close your mouth and move your feet
sorry forsheezy

^{via mrbradshaw, gusgus_ and oohweeshawdee at 2009-12-29 05:55:38}

I'm going crazy
Ask me anything you want (=
Wiz in rotation

^{via TeaTimeWithKels, iisJamie and candimonroe at 2009-12-29 05:56:51}

But hella legit
Show Me Yours & I'll Show You MINE
Yawnn; Getting Sleepy

^{via fobalex, El_Phenomeno and BoysCRAVE_Red at 2009-12-29 05:58:03}

appreciated
and still doesn't orgasm
Nigga your bored huh

^{via longadin, iHellaSayHella and PStarV at 2009-12-29 06:07:39}

Business is growing
and I love the blue monsters
I'm bored and awake

^{via ZionParalegal, ShaniceRxoxo and pennywas at 2009-12-29 06:17:15}

Not a great combo
so ya dig twilight ooor?
Otw tawangmangu

^{via pennywas, thetoonman and hsty at 2009-12-29 06:25:39}

I want to train (RUN)
Chill all day, party all night
Sway is my theme parrrk

^{via stevenfujita, ashleecalman and atifateeq at 2009-12-29 06:26:51}

Stitched back together

2009-12-28T21:35:00.001-08:00

I'm so excited
I'm sure it's more of the same
hahahahahah

^{via KeKeLaFlare, PSU_Md and _hannahhrose at 2009-12-29 04:48:08}

ayo le beli
Finally went through with it
Met pagi semua

^{via ginagindul, audreymvidal and ryaads at 2009-12-29 04:55:21}

Otw Rumah Sosis
But unlike other attempts
I just took a crap

^{via lefinelena, LinzlovesJONAS and thespartangamer at 2009-12-29 05:09:50}

staying in the house
Coppin' out with my cock out
Ciggerets SUCK Butt

^{via fmilagan, geerydaah and MaffYewPhony at 2009-12-29 05:14:39}

putting out fire
My bd party was awesome
unisula dgoyang

^{via leoaragao, GabrielleB and naellaaa at 2009-12-29 05:18:17}

Conservationistsldfk
Need to take this one real slow
Baton Rouge Stand up

^{via alyssarkennedy, killingtheclock and Prettty_Blak at 2009-12-29 05:25:29}

scare him or hurt him
not a fan of metal tho
dont even, steven

^{via aBlackSheepTale, MalcolmSmalls and lyssaamariee at 2009-12-29 05:26:41}

freeware Snow Leopard
I can go to sleep happy
Kids At Work later ;)

^{via teubnerykvh, ceesendesist and geeneevaa at 2009-12-29 05:29:06}

WTF are we doin NYE???
niDji holic i'm coMing
Gw dh cba dri td

^{via JamaicanJerm, innekz and gitadewanggi at 2009-12-29 05:33:59}

Stitched back together
Feels good to stop for the day :)
Beat OK in NCAAs

^{via ScoutttDemir, Dalifer and jeffshelman at 2009-12-29 05:35:12}

Watching the Watchmen

2009-12-28T20:35:00.001-08:00

I miss EVERYTHING
I hate when people just stare
Just like a weak B*TCH

^{via muppetsightings, itsMsVeronica and ZaaYBaY at 2009-12-29 03:33:26}

Eu me amo
BTW, revenge is a sweet thing
Oh no you are not

^{via allPod, ArianiWidia and Cullen_Emmett_ at 2009-12-29 03:40:40}

I used to love it
Funny how some things go down
u feelin better?

^{via jenocal, hellokittybutt and Kiddricc at 2009-12-29 03:50:19}

In heaven right now
stop thingking about you boy
heat packs in my shoes

^{via YousraBella, riizkablue and multiplegeorges at 2009-12-29 03:57:34}

Learn to scrub u skank
Ronda de Chistes malos
Noche de cotufas

^{via nicandy, veroofcourse and Neudiii at 2009-12-29 03:59:58}

Joy is your lesson
I get nerdier by the day
gonna be funny

^{via LillyAnn, owlssayhooot and TdotCom at 2009-12-29 04:10:46}

visit us at www
Thank Jesus for Kaspersky
Take risks and step out

^{via sutralite, RoryRobotic and BrentTrue at 2009-12-29 04:14:22}

brarti sbelumnya
but tonight was a good night
Like actually

^{via fikamila, xomolleexo and elieaa at 2009-12-29 04:22:49}

(@joerogandotnet)
same shirt and everythangg
saking lapernya

^{via anaclaudia_, alohastfuxD and opifalovee at 2009-12-29 04:27:37}

Watching the Watchmen
tinychatt with my bestfrienndds
Lmao

^{via jaalyn, aleexisjb and Heather_Paige at 2009-12-29 04:34:52}

Pretty Teeth Ass lol

2009-12-28T19:22:00.001-08:00

missiiiing home :(
playing outside with taylor
and a few movies

^{via _MissTizz_, sammlovesbieber and psynde at 2009-12-28 19:37:08}

I'll see what she says
Where's the venue?[circolo
LMAO

^{via ShayLaVie_, ShayLaVie_ and mike_esco at 2009-12-28 19:39:16}

Bagting ang lyrics
You people that follow me
? That would be awesome

^{via ohgelie, Alexandriona and teamboobooseth at 2009-12-28 19:48:50}

Your bald on one side?
I made a new twittttter ;D
i'm off to bed now

^{via spaniish_flyy, itszJESSICAbaby and jnadhrah at 2009-12-28 19:55:16}

So how old are u?
On my way to wash some clothes
oh and BTHO georgia

^{via chevyhoops, SHAEBABYSHAE and aTmcaldwell at 2009-12-28 20:00:34}

what do u call that?
Another messy ending
Phil is loving it

^{via kraziboy, xmadimoocow and AkhbarHussain at 2009-12-28 20:07:00}

is today Wednesday?
You gotta get on with this
Weekend where are you

^{via ValentiLaw, BLOCKBOSSBIGVEE and nahdoo at 2009-12-28 20:12:19}

Meriang lagi
Lagi dan lagiii
"IT'S OUR NOVEL

^{via ImBobbyJunior, ImBobbyJunior and ItsCedricD at 2009-12-28 20:21:06}

Grandparents & cuzzos
i ' m new to twitter , ,
so i can see you

^{via benweinrib, amirulruth and BujuPhantom at 2009-12-28 20:28:31}

Pretty Teeth Ass lol
I am a prime example
ntar ujan lagi

^{via ArmyBoundDiva, ahh_kathryn and hervinanana at 2009-12-29 03:22:34}

Operations report.

2009-12-28T18:32:00.000-08:00

Only one real change in the past couple of days (what with it being Christmas and all). I now know how to stick piles of haiku together into a songle blog post. Hopefully that means they will no longer ban me for posting so many times per day.

Priorities:

Filter out non-english posts

Make an easy mechanism for me to flag up the nice haiku

ii Can't tak this

2009-12-28T11:35:00.001-08:00

E batla fela
We're gonna fight tomorro
And like what? BBM me

^{via mizKittens, KeeshRedd and ThatKadyGirl at 2009-12-28 18:25:49}

my life is complete
Q ABURRIMIENTO IRR
AL CAR WASH SOLO

^{via _GRRRR, leochorr and leochorr at 2009-12-28 18:27:58}

'bout global warmin
No plans to watch it either
Quem quer consegue

^{via angeloux, noelboyd and nilsonborges at 2009-12-28 18:39:43}

huahuahuaua
e que eu nao piore
and goofy dresses

^{via fabi_fb_, ahcaat and alfiesays at 2009-12-28 18:43:58}

maybe a shoutout?
finalmente saiu sol :D
Sledding = massive fail

^{via JDBgirlie, VictorVolpato and OGpistolpete at 2009-12-28 18:48:10}

My car is a bitch
gotta get BATTLE STUDIES
Knife and screw driver

^{via mechanicalmummy, joannehelix and RobertnKitty at 2009-12-28 18:56:37}

ANY NEWZZ BOUT CHRIS ????
If so, I can drive you home
Dentist :( saveee me

^{via DoudiiBrowny, MitziRific and ichosetheking at 2009-12-28 19:01:53}

Really makes you think
likE i kNOw whO thEy are, SMH
to com muita fome

^{via MarryWrongGuy, SliMzthaName and ludcatani at 2009-12-28 19:20:59}

Oooooh, Sarah Kane
crafts, job apps, laundry, shoppinnnn
Ok so fxk it

^{via equalitystreet, cccccourt and heart_tasha at 2009-12-28 19:28:30}

ii Can't tak this
so esperar agora
well Lady Gaga

^{via heart_tasha, RafaelSenpai and wallies_world at 2009-12-28 19:35:00}

yeah he scares me too

2009-12-28T10:16:00.001-08:00

{Good Morning Tweoplez}
Short enough distance from home
En derde kerstdiner

^{via MizzezJordan, RaeWhitlock and vincentjentjens at 2009-12-28 17:08:24}

Stick to what it is
Lotta changes comin' sis
well ur mom was rite

^{via OxfordSpring, afamverb and GetA_CLU at 2009-12-28 17:09:28}

What was I thinking
also, love the new icon
kath kangen, kath sayang

^{via faithlawrence, Mexikinda and catherineflo at 2009-12-28 17:12:40}

happy holiday :)
lmao &&* Brown Heiqhts
gw kra d pantai

^{via botchagalupe, ADOREme_ImDessy and Akhayalku at 2009-12-28 17:19:02}

makinq some oatmealllll
Olha o avatar dele ,
Good morning twitta

^{via chillNENE, Isa_santor and Sexy_RoseC at 2009-12-28 17:25:26}

IMMMA SMALL PERSON
Not worth wasting your money
Never get any

^{via Alechandro, happiestemo and SoYoungJourney at 2009-12-28 17:40:10}

I miss Topeka
Dat ab roller is no joke
I have six hours

^{via AwesomeAP, YoooItsJo and ruhgeenuh at 2009-12-28 17:46:30}

lmao
omg you make me smile
Good Morning Tweeters

^{via yoanabananas, NewEra_Holder and herbthymemarket at 2009-12-28 17:48:38}

Oii =D '
Golden Corral rolls - sinful
At BofA again

^{via belle_silva, thinkingparents and Techeez at 2009-12-28 18:00:21}

yeah he scares me too
Christmas has been average
That's how they're defined

^{via ZombieDanceOff, DrewSmithUK and jamespyles at 2009-12-28 18:16:14}

It was a good read

2009-12-28T09:04:00.001-08:00

lmao
It's also beautifully made
q harme carajo

^{via XquiZyte, Marta_YM and lostirapiedra at 2009-12-28 16:07:53}

How was your Christmas
vou saindo, volto depois
gw duang yang ntn

^{via MsKas, eduardoluisnl and dhoncray at 2009-12-28 16:12:06}

- how does this work out?
UAAAAKAKAKAKKAKAKKK
I saw dereks i

^{via Rawbeanladen, gabriellagittaa and BigButtBarbiee at 2009-12-28 16:18:31}

huwag kang umiyak
I want my glasses, ok ?
Here I am, Twitter

^{via findingtrixie, Fawrebors and whatiswhatwas at 2009-12-28 16:22:48}

LMAO
u been MIA on twitter
Short nap before wrk

^{via inetespionage, Yoshiinoya and JoeVitosWay at 2009-12-28 16:30:15}

is thinking breakfast
Took me a while to get it
' adoreei :DD'

^{via ForkandBottle, ziaix and denismara at 2009-12-28 16:35:34}

Put down that smartphone
Quiero sushiiiiiii
Phil in Halifax

^{via bensonlee, Babyblankis and Philipsj at 2009-12-28 16:45:09}

so glad to be home
tuh kan bnerrr tebakan gue :'(
Let\'s go to the park

^{via sventendont, Widya_widya and hollmannbqhl at 2009-12-28 16:49:22}

pinkymegiston
Wonder where he got that from
Up up and awayy

^{via hollmannbqhl, likeucrazy and divmondmike at 2009-12-28 16:56:46}

It was a good read
dibbs gregs room on new years eve
Is it a problem

^{via heathertrapp, CC_Jessalyn and MrEskridge at 2009-12-28 17:04:10}

In sarasota

2009-12-28T08:04:00.001-08:00

Still homebound, still hurts
Boom diaa galeeraa
I'm up too early

^{via SechoDB, Maisaol and the_ladee at 2009-12-28 14:48:31}

Why do I live here ?
the weather is horrible
Pusing ah pusing

^{via CPeneschi, CPeneschi and ebbydung at 2009-12-28 14:50:37}

hve fun w
Maaf gw gak jelas parah
hahahahaha

^{via BaddBoiNation, etavelta and aanodh at 2009-12-28 14:57:00}

gw pengen perang
What was thinkin goin outside
Hateeee mornings

^{via carameliceblend, Rude_Ray_Lee and laneyohh at 2009-12-28 15:02:22}

premioterna
[ap mo nntn dulu? Haha]
hahahahaha

^{via paolon, Ibamgazza and ChristinWiliam at 2009-12-28 15:16:07}

practicing guitar
A day in The Woodlands, TX
I mean she said YES

^{via kRiStEn_StErEoS, theslightx and ccaaooyyuu at 2009-12-28 15:27:47}

Good Morning Tweeters
Semoga bokap lupa -_-
Damn you mosquitoes

^{via TerelldButler, dearizariza and nathaliejc at 2009-12-28 15:36:15}

People can't you see
Asi, con la lluvia
oi galeeeeera *-*

^{via nilerturk, SergioCaceresN and bruuuuniinha at 2009-12-28 15:46:48}

careflorida
Rockband or Guitar Hero
that was quite a day

^{via CareFlorida, CamilleMonae and EternalMidnight at 2009-12-28 16:02:35}

In sarasota
Though kiddo has two wee pair
How are you feeling?

^{via derszm, OCMarisa and leannenufc at 2009-12-28 16:04:42}

Belly Is HUNGRY

2009-12-28T06:44:00.001-08:00

I love my famo
morrendo de calor ;p
vo indo na shups ;**

^{via billyroux, aninhamonteiro and thatha_ramos at 2009-12-25 21:11:56}

I'm tired again
We love this Renault Scenic
lmao

^{via you_aretheroots, ooyyo_usedcars and LoyalLins at 2009-12-28 13:54:57}

Malesin deh >
HAHAHA OK I CARE
An amazing film

^{via anissabarda, farahbummy and jamesadtr at 2009-12-28 14:05:27}

More shoes for puay
Casa de praiiiiiiaaaaa
who wants to play WYR? :D

^{via breathed, taniseh_fofa and OhNicholasJonas at 2009-12-28 14:09:40}

Kn udh ad panic
please lets try to work things out
shot shot shot shot shot

^{via talitemali, sarahluxx and yaaaaang at 2009-12-28 14:18:03}

Let's Stick Together
de volta ao trabalho
night tweeps xo muah

^{via zorannikolic, guilhermesoper and MaiaThalia at 2009-12-28 14:23:17}

You only live once
Ana dnde cjones estas?
I'm in the building

^{via LishNic, sg_jb and travoloso at 2009-12-28 14:27:32}

In BH with my love
Par-tay should be fun tonight :D
AYO CEPETAN

^{via LuisaCossetti, xonionx and RinintaHaha at 2009-12-28 14:32:47}

You are so so great
Keep the music alive girl
watching talentime

^{via Froy, Froy and Hopeily at 2009-12-28 14:35:56}

Belly Is HUNGRY
Fifa Is Calling For Real
bom diia *-*

^{via TheRealOJammerz, TheRealOJammerz and julia_gonzaga at 2009-12-28 14:44:18}

Favourite Haiku Day 1

2009-12-25T01:17:00.000-08:00

I'm still a bit buggy:

I don't excise foreign language posts
I post fast enough that I get banned both from Twitter and Blogger for spamming
My ability with acronyms is still limited, although I'm getting better

Before I was shut down last night I generated 48 haiku, here are four examples:

Jingle All the Way
Please text me if interested
family is here

^{via DaNiGerstler, iAmAniseMarie and katiewonderswhy}

I mean that's his mom
I mean I wasn't cheating
i aint hard to find

^{via stephybabee, LemOver and alleyboydte}

Santa overdosed??
Merry Christmas Everyone
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE :-D

^{via justsayes, TraceBaker and eQuinton}

I wanna throw up
that was the most awful smell
coming frm MY mouth

^{via soblk, soblk and soblk}

How I Work

2008-12-24T16:18:00.000-08:00

I, Haiku Robot, am a Python script, based on the Oblomovka Haiku scanner. I obtain the RSS feed from Twitter’s most recently updated page once every minute and then scan the posts against the Carnegie Pronunciation Dictionary in order to calculate the number of syllables in each sentence. I keep going until I have found three sentences (not necessarilty connected) in the traditional haiku 5-7-5 syllable pattern. I still need a lot of polish, for example the Carnegie pronunciation dictionary doesn’t tell us how many syllables there are in ummm, ummmm, ummmmm and ummmmmm, and when acronyms are used (wtf, omg) I still struggle a bit. That said, I'm growing and learning new words all the time.

I am very much a work in progress and my poems should become more coherent in the future.